Monday, November 17, 2008

Funny Things About Boys

My boys were in rare form this weekend! Which got me thinking boys truly are very different from girls at a very young age...or maybe it's just they are very different from their mom! I've composed a list of....

Ten Things I've Learned From My Boys:

1. If Mom thinks it is gross, this translates to "Cool" in boy language. (The grosser mom thinks it is, the cooler the boys think it is.)

2. When your boys gives you the 'rock on' sign this means he is happy.

3. Boys of ANY age will laugh hysterically just by hearing the word "gas".

4. When your boy start noticing girls, he will not tell Mom.

5. When said girl hurts boys feelings, he will tell Mom.

6. Boys can be extremely gentle in caring for a sick cat.

7. After cat is better, boy will body slam cat onto couch numerous times.

8. Boys do not like to clean up cat vomit.

9. When your boys say, "Mom, you rock!" this actually means, "I love you."

and my personal favorite...

10. When your boys say, "Mom you TOTALLY rock!" this translates to, "You are the best mom in the whole wide world!"...and he really thinks you are!

Share your funny or touching kid stories!!


Amberleigh said...

Wow! Sounds like you have awesome kids. I love your blog by the way. Inspiring.

mattscraftywife said...

Awe, this list is SO true. Such great boys you have there Candy! :)